Thursday, June 3, 2010

False Advertising

THIRTEEN years ago, this man promised the following:

He would make me happy.

He would provide for me.

He would be a dad.

He would love me.

And I BOUGHT IT!!! Thirteen years later I say that was FALSE ADVERTISING because this is what I really got:

He makes me laugh so hard I cry...everyday...seriously.

He makes a great living and all my needs are provided for and then some.

He is an EXCELLENT daddy to his four little girls, equipped with humor, discipline, and love.

He not only tells me he loves me but shows me by his obedience to the Lord and makes me want to be a better wife and mother.

His payment for these things was for me to "stand there and look pretty."

Guess he got the short end of the stick and I got a steal! I am a bargain shopper afterall! Happy Anniversay, Jared! I love and adore you!


likeschocolate said...

Congratulations! Wishing you an eternity of happiness.

At Derico Photography, said...

LOL! Cute! Happy Anniversary!

blueviolet said...

I love that he turned out even better!

Candice said...

Oh that is so cute! You are so witty and darling to say such sweet things! You should write greeting cards. My anniversary is in a few weeks, I may borrow some of your lines. :) congrats!

Kerrah said...

so, so, so, so cute. You are just so dang cute. I really miss you! Congrats on 13 years, that's really great. I can't believe I've been married almost 9! Love ya girl!

Anonymous said...

aww how sweet:) lol congrats!